
SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS, BELIEVERS!
Hi classmates!
Congratulations upon hearing about the virgin class outing proposal of the year by our beloved and reputable Welfare Manager. Her identity has been protected because of private reasons. If you ever happen to know who he or she is, or even if you are dead convicted you know who he or she is, please do not try to harm her. She is under... Protection rights. :)
Here's the proposal!
Please keep your SATURDAY, 11th NOVEMEBER 2008 NIGHT, free.
MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST! MUST!

Date: 11th November, Saturday
Venue: East Coast Park (Meet at Mac)
Time: 9pm - the next day
Attire: Just don't be silly and come in Sarung/Dress/Jeans/Skirts. We'd all laugh at you.
Things to bring for various groups of people.
(Identity your category, then bring along the following items)
If you believe in KIASU-ISM,
Bring more cash in case you get high in the night and have the power to devour a cow.
If you believe in KIASI-ISM,
Bring along your entire first aid kit and medicine box.
If you believe or at least HOPE that this class outing is going to be a success, do bring...
2. About $20 cash
3. A change of clothes (so people wouldn't ostracize you)
4. A water bottle (We don't want you to dehydrate halfway)
5. A ball, if you have, not your body parts, guys, soccer ball, volleyball, or even frisbee
6. Your participation. The "fun factor" is highly measured by the people, not the activity.
NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING! NIGHT CYCLING!
Last but not least, pray that the weather will be good.
Even if you can't cycle, JUST COME! We have plans for you.
I am looking forward to a great time with you guys! I suppose not everyone of you will be able to make it for the event due to various reasons, but I am hoping to see at least 90% of you there! For those who die die want to come but really cannot, do not fret, there will be more class outings coming up.
Love,
Anonymous
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